Hello, Dear Reader (and Potential Accomplice)
You’ve arrived at the official headquarters of Verity Farcett—writer of romantic catastrophes, genre crimes, and narratives that absolutely did not pass quality assurance… because the geese revoked the clipboard.
Around here, genres are less “categories” and more “suggestions Verity immediately ignores.” Expect:
- Regency romances gone fully feral
- Fantasy quests that regret ever being born
- Contemporary chaos that should come with warning labels
- Paranormal mayhem, bureaucratic absurdity, and the occasional magically inconvenient poultry
- Mystery, adventure, holiday nonsense… whatever genre taps Verity on the shoulder and dares her to ruin it
And presiding over all of this: Toni, matriarch of a fourteen-goose dynasty and Editor in Chief. She edits everything with a firm wing and sharper opinions than most critics.
If you’re looking for well-behaved plots, obedient tropes, or stories that take themselves seriously…
You have absolutely taken a wrong turn.
But if you crave unhinged charm, boundary-breaking genre play, poorly supervised heroes, and divine goose intervention—
Welcome home.
Toni has reviewed your presence.
She finds you acceptable.
And I’m thrilled you’re here!