Welcome to the Official Records of Verity Farcett
(Maintained by a highly judgmental goose.)
Verity Farcett writes romances that do not behave properly. Her stories span historical disaster, fantasy failure, and seasonal catastrophe, all featuring smart heroines, outmatched heroes, escalating social consequences, and an alarming amount of paperwork.
These are the officially documented series, gathered here for reading order, general reference, and goose-mandated oversight.
The Unhinged Historical Romance Collection
Regency romance, but monitored by hostile bureaucracy and catastrophic propriety failures. And geese. Always geese.
Reading Order (suggested, not goose-mandated):
- The Duke’s Golden Catastrophe
- The Rake and the Pearl-Clutcher
- A Rake, a Lady & a Baby
- The Cursed Duke’s Forbidden Desire
- The Spinster’s Last Chance at Love
- The Pumpkin Spice Duke
Epic Fail: A Hero’s Journey in Five Mistakes
A fantasy universe where destiny is aggressively mismanaged and heroism is mostly accidental.
- Destiny’s Reject
- Hero Complex: Now With Extra Delusion
- Mentor Down: A Cautionary Tale
- Trial by Midlife Crisis
The 12 Disasters of Christmas
A holiday romance universe built from every small-town, red-scarf, cocoa-scented movie cliché you’ve ever seen—then aggressively derailed for comedic purposes.
- A Partridge in a Pear-Shaped Situation
- Two Turtle Doves and a Restraining Order
- Three French Hens and a Lawsuit
- Four Calling Birds, One Disconnected Line
- Five Golden Rakes
- Six Lords A-Leaping (Bail Conditions Apply)
- Seven Swans A-Swiping
- Eight Maids A-Milking (the System)
- Nine Ladies Dancing (on the Edge of Sanity)
- Ten Lords A-Lying
- Eleven Pipers Piping (Without a Permit)
- Twelve Drummers Drumming (and One Goose Conducting)
