The 12 Disasters of Christmas Series

The Ministry of Festive Affairs promised twelve flawless holiday miracles. They delivered twelve spectacular, goose-orchestrated disasters instead.

What happens when bureaucracy tries to regulate Christmas romance and the birds fight back . . . with unions, lawyers, subpoenas, and viral social-media accounts?

You get the funniest, most unhinged holiday rom-com parody series of the year:

Partridges staging a walkout in a pear orchard
Turtle doves slapping HR with restraining orders
Three fake-French influencers accidentally starting an international pastry lawsuit on live TV
Calling birds rerouting a miracle hotline straight into a cult
Five golden rakes who are all the same time-traveling con man
Leaping lords, banned performance-enhancement miracles, and very athletic bail hearings
A dating app catastrophically catfished by a goose
Weaponized dairy shortages and cows on strike
An eggnog-sponsored dance-off that turns into actual dueling
Royals lying their crowns off while the goose issues subpoenas
Rogue bagpipers violating every noise ordinance in existence
And the grand finale: twelve drummers, one conducting goose, and every previous disaster exploding in the mother of all holiday symphonies

Twelve standalone novellas. Twelve complete HEAs. Twelve reasons to snort-laugh in public.

Every classic Hallmark trope is here—small-town charm, second chances, grumpy/sunshine, enemies-to-lovers, fake dating—but lovingly roasted, flipped upside down, and audited by militant waterfowl.If you’ve ever wanted Hallmark Christmas movies with unionized birds, goose fact-checkers, and a Ministry that deserves everything it gets, this is your binge.

Warning: These novellas may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden goose admiration, and the urge to reread every December forever. The Ministry is not responsible for ruined mascara or spilled cocoa.